“So I pulled over & I picked up the bear & put him in the back of my van, because I was gonna skin the bear,” #RFKJr explains matter-of-factly. “It was in very good condition & I was gonna put the meat in my refrigerator.”

…The bear never made it back to his Westchester home, however.

Kennedy says he got waylaid by a busy day of falconry, & then had to rush back to NYC for a dinner… which ran late.

#insane #idiocracy#WTAF #weird#USpol

“I had to go to the airport, & the bear was in my car, & I didn’t want to leave the bear in the car because that would have been bad,” #RFKJr continues.

Then, as he put it, “the little bit of the redneck in me” had an idea.

RFKJr just happened to have an old bike in his car, … & decided to stage the #BearCub in #CentralPark as if it had been hit by a bike.

#insane #idiocracy#WTAF #weird#USpol