What in the actual fuck #Strava? You have added an #AI to comment on my activities? And I can't disable it?

I DO NOT want this.

Also, "your latest unicycle ride was a bit slower than your typical activity over the past month, likely a recovery or easy day"

Wait… is the AI judging me? Can it unicycle? No it cannot, so it can piss off!

You know why it is slower, AI? BECAUSE I AM UNICYCLING. If I was using a regular bike or even a penny farthing I would be faster but you cannot understand this.

I pay ¤799🇳🇴 (€69🇪🇺, $75🇺🇸, £58🇬🇧) a year as a #Strava subscriber and have done for some time now. So far this year Strava rejected the community request to support unicycles as a distinct activity type, added an AI I cannot even hide and removed all my external URL links. In addition we still have endless bugs, plus features that only work via either the website or phone app but not both… because… (well actually no I do not know why)