What in the actual fuck #Strava? You have added an #AI to comment on my activities? And I can't disable it?
I DO NOT want this.
Also, "your latest unicycle ride was a bit slower than your typical activity over the past month, likely a recovery or easy day"
Wait… is the AI judging me? Can it unicycle? No it cannot, so it can piss off!
You know why it is slower, AI? BECAUSE I AM UNICYCLING. If I was using a regular bike or even a penny farthing I would be faster but you cannot understand this.